Total Pageviews

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

#A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CABBIE

I was never ever very close to my father. In fact although we lived under the same roof for 18 years he was more like a stranger than a father. He never gave me much advice except the one and only advice I can remember was the following:
" I do not care what you chose to do in life, carpenter, plumber, truckdriver or whatever you want to do except Don't ever be a fucking cabdriver only x-cons, and losers drive a cab."
I have been driving a taxicab for over 25 years. I am glad he did not tell me to not be a bank robber as I would probably still be doing time.
I have had CEO's of major companies tell me their secret fantsy was to drive a cab. People ask me alot of questions about driving a cab as if the taxicab profession is some kind of secret society. This article is to give the reader what a day in the life of a cabbie is like.





















Shop Amazon - Best Selling Products - Updated Every Hour




The first thing you have to remember about driving a cab is you are responsible for paying the taxicab company a daily lease which can vary from 110. to 140. per day plus gas that usually runs 20-30 dollars. In other words before you even pickup your first fare you owe 150.00 payable at the end of a 10 or 12 hour shift. A taxidriver must net about $30.00 per hour in order to realize a good night. Sometimes, you get lucky and book more sometimes less but in order to be successful this means sitting behind the wheel and having a quick snack on the road and finding a bathroom whereever you can in order to get through a shift. Over the past 25 years I have been rearended, t-boned, one roller over in a vehicle and one head on collision. I have been vomited on had my car covered in vomit front and backseat all at the same time been robbed once, have had passengers have sex in the back sea. Cab driving is ranked the #3 most dangerous job in American more dangerous than prison guard, or law enforcement.

I compare driving a cab to a Navy Jet Pilot taking off and landing on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean. You are responsible for the safety of yourself, your passenger, bicylists that run red lights, tourists that walk out into the street disregading "Don't Walks Signs" Motorcyles, Scooters, Skateboarders, People in Wheelchairs not to mention people on drugs that seem to just run across the street at any given moment when you are not expecting it.
After, 10-12 hours on the streets of San Francisco your nerves are frayed, your heart is pumping and you often have to sit for an hour just to unwind.
Considering what I have just told you about driving this does not include having a flat tire, a taxicab mechanical failure of an accident that closes streets and traffic jams that eat into your goal of 30.00 per hour.
I try to keep a postive attitude throughout the night even though many things are out of my control. I cannot let negative energy effect my relationship with my passengers or driving. I pray alot before I hit the streets and the following statement is what I live by. "THE DAY YOU GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAB AND NOT SCARED TO DEATH OF DYING OR INJURY IS THE DAY YOU WILL DIE OR BE INJURED."


/Users/sftaxi804/Desktop/MVC-096S.JPG

Sunday, November 25, 2012

HAUNTED TAXI DEATH IN TAXI 2013

I started driving taxicabs in San Francisco, California on New Years Eve of 1988. I was stationed in San Francisco with the U. S. Navy and needed some extra cash and driving a taxicab partime seemed to be the ticket. I will have to admit driving a taxicab in a big city compared to living in a small town of 20,000 people was a little bit scary but I was up to the challenge. I felt that driving a taxicab in San Francisco would at least be a source of stories to tell my grand children. I drove a taxicab in Key West, Florida for 9 months. Key West, was only 3 miles long and 3 miles wide and most of the passengers were tourists that were to drunk to find their hotel rooms and an occasional hooker taking a trick to a hotel room for a quick date.
When you are a new cabbie you get the shitest shifts, the worst taxicabs, and put up with the worst hours of any person working in the cab industry. The only good thing about it is that the turnover in the taxicab industry is pretty fast so within 6 months or a year you can be at the top of the tear and get a good shift, good car, and not put up with too bad of a life.
I was assigned taxicab 2013 on several occasions. Taxicab 2013 was mechanically a pretty good cab and I found is very strange I could always get it as no other drivers wanted to drive it. I began to feel strange feelings about 2013 on full moon nights and usually between the hours of 2:30 am and 4:30 am in the early mornings. The feeling was that there was a presence in the cab with me even though the taxicab was empty of passengers except for me. I would be driving down a street and would look up into the review mirror and think I there was going to be a face and there would be nothing.
The taxicab company had a drivers lounge in which we waited until we were assigned a taxicab to wait in. The taxidrivers lounge consisted of a picnic table, pool table, and a couple of video games to play while we waited for the previous shift driver returned the taxicab to the cab company.
The taxicab lounge was full of drivers one night. The day drivers were late returning their cabs and we all waited patiently for our nightly cab. I thought about it and suddenly asked the question out loud to about 50 drivers. "Has anyone in this room ever heard of A HAUNTED TAXICAB?" The room went silent for a few minutes and in unison 50 voices said TAXI2013!
The old taxidriver in the corner looked up from his newspaper and said "Have you ever heard the story of taxi2013.
"About two years ago a driver was headed down Chestnut Street at about 2:30 in the morning. "A fellow ran out of Danny's Bar and jumped into the taxicab and ordered the driver to take him to Oakland. The driver headed the taxicab through San Francisco and headed for the Oakland Bay Bridge. As the driver headed forward towards Oakland he realized there was an army of blue lights, red lights and local policecars behind the taxicab and slowed to a complete stop. As he stopped the taxicab he looked to see what his passenger was doing and out came a 38 caliber handgun . The passenger stuck the pistol into his mouth and squeezed the trigger and blood, human tissue, and body parts scattered throughout the cab.

The passenger had just robbed, raped and murdered a local bartender.













Monday, November 12, 2012

#HOOKING YOUR WAY THROUGH SCHOOL

It as a late Friday Night as I drove the taxi through the dark street of San Francisco. The young lady threw her hand up hailing my cab. She jumped into the front seat which I found a little odd as most women prefer to be in the backseat of a cab not the front seat with the driver. I asked "where too" She replied "32nd Lincoln" This was a good fare as it was out in the sunset and this late at night it would help me make my gate and gas. We headed toward Geary Blvd and she tossed her long blond hair side to side with the beat of the music playing on the radio.
" I am attending Law School at Hastings" she said.
" Great the city needs more young female attorneys" I replied.
" Guess how I am paying for Law School?" she asked.
" I have no clue " I replied".
" I am hooking my way through school, if I give you my card can you threw me some business?" she asked.
" No problem " I replied.
The meter was 15.00 as we pulled up in front of her apartment house and she handed me a 20. bill and said "thank you".
She then walked around the cab and tapped on my window.
"Can I help you?" I asked.
"Why are you still in the fucking cab driver how in the hell are you going to sell something you have never tried?" she asked.


585649_Join Zipcar and receive $25 in free driving with code GOZIP25



Saturday, October 13, 2012

#OLD SCHOOL CARS FEAST AMERICAN GRAFFTI I



AMERICAN GRAFFTI WAS THE MOVIE THAT MADE THESE CARS POPULAR ELVIS WAS THE KING IN 51





575314_$10 Off Hand Drawn Banner 09






Shop Amazon - Best Selling Products - Updated Every Hour


66 was a narrow winding highway, Harry Truman was the man that ran the show,the bad Koren War was just beginning and I was just 2 years too young to go. Country music hadn't been to New York City yet and a serviceman could be proud of what he done that is the way it was in 51 check out the cars to prove it. These cars have big fins, big engines and were the pride of American and Motor City. Those days are gone with 5.00 a gallon gas and alot of other things that are unprintable.



Sunday, September 9, 2012

#SLUT/PARTY GIRL WHAT IS UR NUMBER

SAN FRANCISCO TAXICAB CONFESSIONS IN THE CAB














575314_$10 Off Hand Drawn Banner 09





565558_Monogram Necklaces & Pendants

It's Saturday night and the night is right and two lovely young ladies get into the cab. I could not help but listen to their conversation it went like this.


PASSENGER #1 So what is your number now have you hit 30 yet

PASSENGER #2 No I told you ony 27

PASSENGER #1 Bullshit you confessed to me you were at 27 three relationships ago and I know you have had sex at least 3 times since we talked.

PASSENGER #2 What is your number the last time we were on the same number

PASSENGER #1 If I am talking among strangers it is 7 or 8 with you my BFF it is 27 after all I am only 27 27 times does not make me a slut.

So, I interjected What is the magic number that you reach to go from party girl to slut 30 25 or 27 Readers are invited to make a comment on this . Many years ago Playboy Magazine gave an average number for men at 40 prior to marriage. I believe that number has changed in modern society. you cabbie insider

TAXI CONFESSIONS ERIC BROKE HIS PENIS

TRUE TAXICAB CONFESSION



Two twenty something year old males flagged me down last night. The first guy Eric started telling a story of how he broke his penis. Eric confessed that his penis was not like most male's in fact his penis had a slight curve in it that women really enjoyed. Well, to cut through the chase while he was having sex with one of the most beautiful, hot babes in San Francisco and her legs where in the air she chose to move in the wrong direction and he felt a slight pain and fainted for about 5 seconds and wake up to a very painful penis. He contacted his urologist Dr Hung. He advised me that as he entered the examination room Dr. Hung asked him if he had brought his broken penis with him of which Eric said yes. After careful examination Dr. Hung advised Eric he had broken his penis and many blood vessels in the penis. However, since Eric came right to the office after this awful event he could repair it with medication. He also advised Eric he could take his penis home as it did not need to be held overnight for repair. The medication prescribed was a pill that had to be taken prior to every meal and he had to have a 3 minute erection after the meal in order for the meds to get into the blood stream and repair the broken blood vessels. I asked Eric if his medical insurance would cover the cost of an escort or hooker to cover the expense of keeping the 3 minute erection or if the price of a hooker would be a medical tax deduction he replied I do not know but now that you mention it I do think I will check it out. What do you do with a broken penis Handle in very gently. Good Luck Eric with your
broken penis and we hope it mends well and you will be back in action shortly.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING WHILE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE REMIND YOUR PARTNER TO MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES WITHOUT TELLING YOUR FIRST YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ANOTHER ERIC.




237554_$25 Off 8 Test STD Panel: Myth: If you have an STD you'll know it

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

#SHIT PEOPLE ASK A SAN FRAN #TAXIDRIVER#



I DO NOT KNOW WHY PEOPLE THINK WE KNOW EVERYTHING BUT I GUESS THIS WILL NEVER CHANGE I AM EXPECTING THEM TO ASK ME NEXT WHO THEY SHOULD VOTE FOR#


















575314_$10 Off Hand Drawn Banner 09
#Take me to the gay section of San Francisco I want to take a picture of gay's how can you tell what they look like I want to send the pictures back home.

Is it true that San Francisco is about to fall into the ocean.

Where is the Golden Gate Bridge, is there an area that is easy to jump off in case I get depressed, I lost my job, lost my wife and now my girlfriend thinks she is a a man trapped in a woman's body. Damn, DO you know where I can get some good smoke.


Do you think I look like a slut. Enough that I can charge men to sleep with me

I do not know you very well or I would have sex with you for the fare instead of paying with cash however I would consider giving you a blowjob if you will discount the meter to half.

I think that the govenment is fallowing me did you see the hilicopter flying over the city early: The government kidnaped me many years ago and implanted a tracking device into my brain they watch every move I make: I cannot get away from them BE CAREFUL you might be next.

I finally kicked coke, weed and meth, this damn heroin is a bitch.
Do you know where I can gamble in China Town do they still have opium dens and sex slaves how much does it cost to get in: Can you get a tour of the dens


I will give you 300. to take this taxicab air born on the next hill. Have you ever did that what does it feel like when you hit the ground do you think we might get hurt.

Is that a man or woman I cannot tell this city sure has some weird looking people I cannot tell the men from the women especially when I am drunk.

Does it ever snow here

When is it warm, it feels like winter, when does it rain here, are cable cars safe, you are the only taxidriver in San Francisco that can speak good English what country are you from you do not act American. ( The reason I do not act American is that I am from the hills of Kentucky we are all stupid, crazy, and can barely read or write they call us hillbillys#)


We are swingers do you know where there are any swingers clubs in San Francisco my wife also likes to whip people do you need punished.


How do you people pay the high rent in San Francisco we can barely pay the taxicab fees..

You mean it cost me $20.00 to get into a stripclub I thought it was all free shit get me out of here.

























People think taxidrivers know everything here is just a few examples of requests and questions I get asked:

Where are you from you have an accent???

Why is that tree so tall and what kind is it?

Do you have any weed or do you know where I can find some what about coke taxidrivers have a connection all of you do.

What bar can I go to and get laid you know all of you drivers have the inside track on that kind of thing.

Where can I buy some beer it is after closing time you guys all know

Do you have any condoms you guys all carry them

Have you ever delivered a baby in this cab what was it like

Have you ever been robbed

How much do hookers charge in this town

Where can I get a good massage and I want a cute Asian girl under 20

Are you gay

Are you straight

Have you ever had sex with a tranny

Where is a strip club that is cheap


How is the economy here I buy stock based on what taxidrivers tell me you all know when the market is about to crash come on give me a tip







555648_Free shipping






www.bet-at-home.com 565558_Monogram Necklaces & Pendants

Sunday, August 5, 2012

#SAN FRANCISCO TRANSP. OPTIONS




San Francisco is rated one of the most walkable cities in the nation. However, after an afternoon of wearing out your feet and shoes one often times seeks alterate travel methods. The taxicabs in San Francisco are a the highest in the nation at a 3.50 drop rate. The following is a list of other available travel means in San Franacisco.
Online Only! Free 4G LTE Pantech Breakout plus Free Shipping!

Bicycle- The city of San Francisco is one of the most bicycle friendly cities in the nation with bike lines and the last Friday of the month 100's of bicycists called "critical mass" flood the cities with bikers. Several bike rental shops at Fisherman's Wharf such as Blazing Saddle's can rent you either a single bike or a bicyle built for 2 or 3along with helmets and other needed items.

Super Shuttle- A taxicab from San Francisco the SFO will run approximately 45.00 however, to save a few dollars try Supper Shuttle, Fog City Shuttle or Lori's Shuttle. These services run approximately 14.00 per person one way to the airport. The time element might be a factor as they go through the city picking up passengers until the vans are full. Estimated time to SFP (1) hour

BART- Bay Area Rapid Transit very similar to a New York subway connects riders to SFO, Oakland airport and can provide you with affordable transportation to Berkeley, Daly City, Oakland, Concord and San Jose hours are limited. Check their website for more information.

MUNI- The local bus system is a easy afforable way for wind your way through San Francisco with a rate of approximately 2.00. Golden Gate Transit and AC Transit offer a fixed rate to surrending cities near San Francisco.

Cable Cars- The Cable Car system is a fun way to city many of the cities beautiful sites. The cable cars start at Market Street and run to Fisherman"s Wharf approximate price is 6.00. However, on a cold foggy day it might be uncomfortable especially if you have to stand in line to get back to your destination.

CALTRANS- The CALTrain offers commuter rail service tranporation from San Francisc to San Jose all the way to Gilroy.

Ferries- The Golden Gate Ferry System offers daily ferries to two Marin County destinations Sausalito and Lakespur. The Blue and Gold Fleet offers ferry service to Sausalito, Tiburon, Angel Island, Vallejo, and Alameda. The East Bay Ferry provides ferry service between San Francisco , Alameda, Oakland, (with Angel Island added between May-Oct) The Alameda Harbor Bay Ferry-Offers ferry service between Alameda and San Francisco during rush hour.

Pedal Taxi- The Pedal taxi is a slow means of seeing San Fancisco while another person does the pedaling. Located in and around Fisherman's Wharf these guys will take you all around North Beach, The Marina and Wharf area ay or night.

Zip Car- The car rental companies seldom are open for pickup or dropoff on weekends. However, througout the city you can rent a car for approximately 9.00 hour and tour the city or outlands for a fraction of the price of a 2 or 3 day car rental agreement

Lyft- ride sharing app

sidecar ride sharing app

uber expensive limo service


Ride Share- The ride share program is where you rent a car from the owner for about 4.00 per hour and get to see the city by private vehicle check out their website for
locations thoroughout the city.

555648_Free shipping
















#SAN FRANCISCO AFTERHOURS#

The City of San Francisco requires all drinking establishments to quit serving alcholic beverages at 2:00 am.  Many times folks want to contiune the party.  The following clubs are AFTER HOUR DANCE CLUBS BUT DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL.  However, you can dance until the sun comes up  WED-SUN.#

MANOR WEST Harrison Street between 3rd and 4th
RUBY SKY           Geary and Mason
MIGHTY                119 Utah Street between 15th and 16th
THE END-UP        6th Harrison
PUBLIC WORKS  Erie Street near 15th Mission Street
MONARACH 6th Mission weekends only
Click Here!

>
http://a4bfebnx3gcaf02c78zb196t89.hop.clickbank.net/8669_Verizon Wireless Deals Central for you and your family! www.bet-at-home.com















Friday, July 20, 2012

#NUDE BEACHES OF THE BAY AREA#


I accidently went from a gawker to a nudist in one sunny afternoon in 1972. I was stationed aboard an aircraft carrier at NAS Alameda. I was driving down highway #1 and seen several spots below me where people were enjoys the sun, surf and sand totally nude. I was raised in the midwest in a small town and that seem somewhat crazy to me at the time that people in California would just run around in the buff. I went back to the ship and mentioned it to my best friend and he said I got to see this my wife does to. The following Saturday we loaded up the car and headed across the bay bridge towards highway #1 and Half Moon Bay California. We topped the hill just past Pacifica, Ca to an area known as Devils Slide. We pulled into a small parking lot that overlooked the ocean and sure enough down below us was hundreds of people enjoying the summer day TOTALLY NUDE


A lot of other cash games and fun opportunities are available and Powered by Online Casinos.


We laughed a little at first and my friend and his wife wanted to get a better look so we went across the road to get closer. The beach was a privately owned beach at the time it was called Eden Beach or Grey Whale Cove. The owner was a man and his wife that were in there 70's nudiest that were tanned from head to toe and were wonderful people. We paid them the required 2.00 and off we went to watch naked people. The day was very warm for San Francisco no clouds and the ages were from familes with small chiledren to people in their 50's, 60's and 70's. People were picnicing, smoking a little reefer, and sharing food and wine. The gay folks were in a seperate section past a small rock barrier. The gays and straight couples were somewhat separated.

We finally realized that the three of us kind of stood out wearing clothes.
The next thing that happened was sort of not planned but my friend's wife started stripping and then he got down too his underwear and I felt a little strange being in clothes so I followed their lead. It was a little uncomfortable at first as I began to look at his wife as she was kind of cut and had to jump into the cold ocean to hide my erection. We had alot of fun that day meet alot of cool people and went back to the aircraft carrier and told our shipmates of our down of nudity. The next Saturday more of our crew wanted to see this place and over the summer we converted half the ship to becoming nudist. I wonder to this day if this changed their outlook on life and if they ever told their family and friends after discharge of their conversion to nudity. Presently, alot of the bay area nudist beaches have been taken over by the State of California and they are often time clothes only. A few of the San Francisco Bay area nude beaches are: Baker Beach, areas of Stinson Beach in Marin County, and small hamlets along highway #1 between Half Moon Bay and Santa Cruz. The list of #San #Francisco #nude #beaches are as follows: One of the better locales in the Bay Area to enjoy nude sun bathing without many people around is Land's End Beach follow Geary Blvd to the end park in the parking lot and follow the trail down to the ocean on hot days get there before noon or there will be no room in the sand for you. Fort Funston Beach, located just past Ocean Beach between San Francisco and Westlake the former U. S. Army Fort is now used as a dog park park yourself in behind one of the sand dunes and enjoy yourself. Devil's Slide Montra located just over the hill on highway #1 past the town of Pacifica aka Grey Whale Beach has been a nude beach for 1/2 of a centery family friendly a step climb down stairs to the beach bring plenty to eat or drink as there is no concession stand there often hard to catch a sunny day due to the fog but when you catch a sunny day it is wonderful. #San Gregorio Nude Beach San Gregorio now in its 47th year of operation located between just past Half Moon bay at posts 18 and 19 private beach must pay a big gay following. Bonny Doon Nude Beach Santa Cruz located at milepost 27.6 near red white and blue beach. 2222 Nude Beach Santa Cruz located on West Cliff Drive one of the smallest nude beaches in America. Red Rock Beach located at Stinson Beach located at milepost 11.3 one mile south of Stinson Beach. Muir Nude Beach 1 hour from San Francisco milepost 5.7



















8669_Verizon Wireless Deals Central for you and your family!



Click Here!












Free HTC Rhyme Bundle! Phone, tangle-free headphones, docking station and charm call indicator!













<$BlogFeedsVertical$>










Stephen's books




goodreads.com
























Vimeo








Custom Search









Monday, July 9, 2012

#ELVIS IS STILL IN THESE BUILDINGS#







 SAN FRANCISCO is want of the leading foodie cities in American with everything from  vegetarian restaurants, seafood, or burger and fires.  The list would start with #MELS DINER with locations on Geary Street and VanNess, Geary Street and Geary Street and 3rd Ave,  and  one at Mission and 4th Street and Lombard and Filmore Street.  MELS makes old time milkshakes, burgers, and fies along with organic salads and great home made pies.   #ELVIS BELIEVE IT OR NOT IS STILL IN THE BUILDING# LORI'S DINER with stores at Union Square, Fisherman's Wharf and one at Sutter and Powell is a great place to step back in time and enjoy the old vintage motorcyles and great burger  and fries.  Johnny Rockette's located at Fisherman'ss Wharf and Fillmore  and  Bush is another one of the best old style baby boomer type of diner you will really enjoy ELVIS IS STILL BEING PLAYED IN THE BUILDING.    The newest player in the Burger War's is located  on Chestnut Street in the old Johnny Rockett's building called SUPER DUPER BURGER with organic fed beef and mushroom burgers that  is killer you will have to enter a  12 step program after a visit there you will be addicted















www.bet-at-home.com





























<iframe width="960" height="720" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WBTC2SYtbDg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Friday, July 6, 2012

#ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO GO NAKED#

The beautiful city by the bay is considered one of the most laid back carefree

atmosphere's in the United States: If you do not belive this read this blog.

ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO CAN you walk around naked and can only be cited IF you are aroused. Make sure if you descide to walk around naked there is not anything to stimulate you.

ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO CAN you walk around smoking a joint and not be bothered but if you descide to either sleep on the sidewalk or sit on the curb you can get a ticket.
ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO can you go to a coffee shop called Wicked Grounds and bring your slave with you and make him drink water from a pan like a dog and everyone there thinks that it is OK.

ONLY in SAN FRANCISCO if you think you are a female trapped in a male's body will the City pay for your hormone treatment so you can start looking more female.

ONLY in SAN FRANCAISCO can you drive around with no insurance and no drivers license and be given 30 minutes for a licensed driver to take your car home without being towed if you are stopped for a moving violation.

ONLY in SAN FRANCISCO can you be considered a social drinker and have a hangover everyday when you come to work because you whole office is hungover with you.

ONLY in SAN FRANCISCO can you buy a gram of coke, a bag of meth, and some weed for less than a case of bud.

ONLY in SAN FRANCISCO can you have sex with a different person every night and not remeber their names because you was so stoned or out of it that it did not seem important at the time.

ONLY in SAN FRANCISCO can you be an elected offical have an open affair and child to go with the affair and go down in the record books as the best mayor ever elected.

ONLY in SAN FRANCISCO you cannot buy beer whiskey or wine after 2:00am by buy heroin, coke, meth, or crack 24/7




A lot of other cash games and fun opportunities are available and Powered by Online Casinos.















236405_Buy and Download - 300x250

Click Here!


NOW YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE SAN FRANCISCO







555648_Free shipping




8669_Verizon Wireless Deals Central for you and your family!






















Friday, June 29, 2012

#Shit Hookers and Strippers Say in a Taxicab#





A lot of other cash games and fun opportunities are available and Powered by Online Casinos.


8669_Verizon Wireless Deals Central for you and your family!


236405_Buy and Download - 300x250






8669_Verizon Wireless National Offer











A REAL CONVERSATION IN A SAN FRANCISCO TAXICAB

HOOKER "I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A WHILE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN"
CABDRIVER ME: 'JUST HACKING AND DRIVING TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING"

HOOKER: "Lots of things have changed since I last rode with you: I now am addicted to coke which is ok as I have more energy and have lost weight Of course I have to hook more hours but in this economy everyone has to do something here is a 10. tip I love talking to you. by the way do you happen to have any drugs for sale.

Hooker to Hooker talk: "We got 4 tricks tomorrow night at the Mark Hopkins and two at the Holiday Inn at 400. each we should be able to pay are rent this month. By the way do you have any extra large condoms Mr Cabdriver I will pay you 50.00

Tranny Hooker: Mr Cabdriver guess what? I had my balls removed last week now I do not have to take female hormones my skin is soft as a little girl.

Real Hooker: Business is so slow in San Francisco I have invented my own economic stimulus program: It is called IPADS and IPODs for pussy program if if you do not have cash I will take all apple products in trade. It is working out great for me I have sold 26 iphone and 45 ipads this week already.better than money. I hope the government will make this a national program for the poor.

Hooker: I am hooking my way through Law School can you send me a few leads that way I will not have to get a student Loan.

Why in the hell are you still in the damn cab how can you sell something you have never had.

I have a trick tonight with Little Dick can you pick me up at 8:00 and don't be late He is going to pay me 5,000 this guy is rich, crazy, and can not get it up.

If i have to give another bj today I think I am going to puke.

I had to turn down a customer tonight I did not think I could take 12 inches.

I might retire someday my snatch seems to be wearing out.
I do not like having sex with girls I like penis's I can't help it I guess that is just the way I am made. Besides girls are too emotional guys just pump, dump and pay you to get the hell out of their room no emotional hard core cash.

Rich bitches are so afraid of aids that they all use a dental dam that is like giving a blow job with cellopone on it I hate dental dams.

My last boyfriend dumped me when he found out I was hooking to pay the rent and buy drugs he thought I was immoral person he is now in prison for child molesting.


Quick get me to the airport my pimp is asleep I just got all of his cash all of his drugs and I am moving to Miami and starting a new life.

HOOKER: I am so stressed out today I was giving a blow job and another customer was in the lobby ringing my bell. I have to do real slow blow jobs my customers do not want rush jobs. I am going to start requiring reservations in advance no more walk'ins period. I am a professional and I should be treated that way, don't you agree and think about it doctors, and denists only do their jobs by reservations. I have a skill and I should get the same amount of respect. NO MORE FUCKING WALKIN'S



HOOKER; How do I look tonight?? Do I look desperate for money? So do I look too sexy?
CABBIE: You look great in fact you look like a "Dirty Movie"
HOOKER: "DIRTY MOVIE" great you made me feel better now I can feel ok being a slut.
HOOKER: How much is this fare going to cost me?
CABBIE; About 60.00
HOOKER; Can we work something out on this
CABBIE: Like what do you mean by that
HOOKER What about a blow job for a cab ride
CABBIE Sorry I do not participate in the cabs for cunt program
HOOKER; OK I can pay cash just thought I would ask. Here is 65.00 keep the change










555648_Free shipping










One in Five women has herpes. Be sure. Get tested.