#SLUT/PARTY GIRL WHAT IS UR NUMBER

SAN FRANCISCO TAXICAB CONFESSIONS IN THE CAB






















It's Saturday night and the night is right and two lovely young ladies get into the cab. I could not help but listen to their conversation it went like this.


PASSENGER #1 So what is your number now have you hit 30 yet

PASSENGER #2 No I told you ony 27

PASSENGER #1 Bullshit you confessed to me you were at 27 three relationships ago and I know you have had sex at least 3 times since we talked.

PASSENGER #2 What is your number the last time we were on the same number

PASSENGER #1 If I am talking among strangers it is 7 or 8 with you my BFF it is 27 after all I am only 27 27 times does not make me a slut.

So, I interjected What is the magic number that you reach to go from party girl to slut 30 25 or 27 Readers are invited to make a comment on this . Many years ago Playboy Magazine gave an average number for men at 40 prior to marriage. I believe that number has changed in modern society. you cabbie insider

TAXI CONFESSIONS ERIC BROKE HIS PENIS

TRUE TAXICAB CONFESSION



Two twenty something year old males flagged me down last night. The first guy Eric started telling a story of how he broke his penis. Eric confessed that his penis was not like most male's in fact his penis had a slight curve in it that women really enjoyed. Well, to cut through the chase while he was having sex with one of the most beautiful, hot babes in San Francisco and her legs where in the air she chose to move in the wrong direction and he felt a slight pain and fainted for about 5 seconds and wake up to a very painful penis. He contacted his urologist Dr Hung. He advised me that as he entered the examination room Dr. Hung asked him if he had brought his broken penis with him of which Eric said yes. After careful examination Dr. Hung advised Eric he had broken his penis and many blood vessels in the penis. However, since Eric came right to the office after this awful event he could repair it with medication. He also advised Eric he could take his penis home as it did not need to be held overnight for repair. The medication prescribed was a pill that had to be taken prior to every meal and he had to have a 3 minute erection after the meal in order for the meds to get into the blood stream and repair the broken blood vessels. I asked Eric if his medical insurance would cover the cost of an escort or hooker to cover the expense of keeping the 3 minute erection or if the price of a hooker would be a medical tax deduction he replied I do not know but now that you mention it I do think I will check it out. What do you do with a broken penis Handle in very gently. Good Luck Eric with your
broken penis and we hope it mends well and you will be back in action shortly.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING WHILE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE REMIND YOUR PARTNER TO MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES WITHOUT TELLING YOUR FIRST YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ANOTHER ERIC.