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Friday, June 29, 2012

#Shit Hookers and Strippers Say in a Taxicab#





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A REAL CONVERSATION IN A SAN FRANCISCO TAXICAB

HOOKER "I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A WHILE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN"
CABDRIVER ME: 'JUST HACKING AND DRIVING TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING"

HOOKER: "Lots of things have changed since I last rode with you: I now am addicted to coke which is ok as I have more energy and have lost weight Of course I have to hook more hours but in this economy everyone has to do something here is a 10. tip I love talking to you. by the way do you happen to have any drugs for sale.

Hooker to Hooker talk: "We got 4 tricks tomorrow night at the Mark Hopkins and two at the Holiday Inn at 400. each we should be able to pay are rent this month. By the way do you have any extra large condoms Mr Cabdriver I will pay you 50.00

Tranny Hooker: Mr Cabdriver guess what? I had my balls removed last week now I do not have to take female hormones my skin is soft as a little girl.

Real Hooker: Business is so slow in San Francisco I have invented my own economic stimulus program: It is called IPADS and IPODs for pussy program if if you do not have cash I will take all apple products in trade. It is working out great for me I have sold 26 iphone and 45 ipads this week already.better than money. I hope the government will make this a national program for the poor.

Hooker: I am hooking my way through Law School can you send me a few leads that way I will not have to get a student Loan.

Why in the hell are you still in the damn cab how can you sell something you have never had.

I have a trick tonight with Little Dick can you pick me up at 8:00 and don't be late He is going to pay me 5,000 this guy is rich, crazy, and can not get it up.

If i have to give another bj today I think I am going to puke.

I had to turn down a customer tonight I did not think I could take 12 inches.

I might retire someday my snatch seems to be wearing out.
I do not like having sex with girls I like penis's I can't help it I guess that is just the way I am made. Besides girls are too emotional guys just pump, dump and pay you to get the hell out of their room no emotional hard core cash.

Rich bitches are so afraid of aids that they all use a dental dam that is like giving a blow job with cellopone on it I hate dental dams.

My last boyfriend dumped me when he found out I was hooking to pay the rent and buy drugs he thought I was immoral person he is now in prison for child molesting.


Quick get me to the airport my pimp is asleep I just got all of his cash all of his drugs and I am moving to Miami and starting a new life.

HOOKER: I am so stressed out today I was giving a blow job and another customer was in the lobby ringing my bell. I have to do real slow blow jobs my customers do not want rush jobs. I am going to start requiring reservations in advance no more walk'ins period. I am a professional and I should be treated that way, don't you agree and think about it doctors, and denists only do their jobs by reservations. I have a skill and I should get the same amount of respect. NO MORE FUCKING WALKIN'S



HOOKER; How do I look tonight?? Do I look desperate for money? So do I look too sexy?
CABBIE: You look great in fact you look like a "Dirty Movie"
HOOKER: "DIRTY MOVIE" great you made me feel better now I can feel ok being a slut.
HOOKER: How much is this fare going to cost me?
CABBIE; About 60.00
HOOKER; Can we work something out on this
CABBIE: Like what do you mean by that
HOOKER What about a blow job for a cab ride
CABBIE Sorry I do not participate in the cabs for cunt program
HOOKER; OK I can pay cash just thought I would ask. Here is 65.00 keep the change










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