Two twenty something year old males flagged me down last night. The first guy Eric started telling a story of how he broke his penis. Eric confessed that his penis was not like most male's in fact his penis had a slight curve in it that women really enjoyed. Well, to cut through the chase while he was having sex with one of the most beautiful, hot babes in San Francisco and her legs where in the air she chose to move in the wrong direction and he felt a slight pain and fainted for about 5 seconds and wake up to a very painful penis. He contacted his urologist Dr Hung. He advised me that as he entered the examination room Dr. Hung asked him if he had brought his broken penis with him of which Eric said yes. After careful examination Dr. Hung advised Eric he had broken his penis and many blood vessels in the penis. However, since Eric came right to the office after this awful event he could repair it with medication. He also advised Eric he could take his penis home as it did not need to be held overnight for repair. The medication prescribed was a pill that had to be taken prior to every meal and he had to have a 3 minute erection after the meal in order for the meds to get into the blood stream and repair the broken blood vessels. I asked Eric if his medical insurance would cover the cost of an escort or hooker to cover the expense of keeping the 3 minute erection or if the price of a hooker would be a medical tax deduction he replied I do not know but now that you mention it I do think I will check it out. What do you do with a broken penis Handle in very gently. Good Luck Eric with your
broken penis and we hope it mends well and you will be back in action shortly.
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING WHILE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE REMIND YOUR PARTNER TO MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES WITHOUT TELLING YOUR FIRST YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ANOTHER ERIC.
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