I DO NOT KNOW WHY PEOPLE THINK WE KNOW EVERYTHING BUT I GUESS THIS WILL NEVER CHANGE I AM EXPECTING THEM TO ASK ME NEXT WHO THEY SHOULD VOTE FOR#
#Take me to the gay section of San Francisco I want to take a picture of gay's how can you tell what they look like I want to send the pictures back home.
Is it true that San Francisco is about to fall into the ocean.
Where is the Golden Gate Bridge, is there an area that is easy to jump off in case I get depressed, I lost my job, lost my wife and now my girlfriend thinks she is a a man trapped in a woman's body. Damn, DO you know where I can get some good smoke.
Do you think I look like a slut. Enough that I can charge men to sleep with me
I do not know you very well or I would have sex with you for the fare instead of paying with cash however I would consider giving you a blowjob if you will discount the meter to half.
I think that the govenment is fallowing me did you see the hilicopter flying over the city early: The government kidnaped me many years ago and implanted a tracking device into my brain they watch every move I make: I cannot get away from them BE CAREFUL you might be next.
I finally kicked coke, weed and meth, this damn heroin is a bitch.
Do you know where I can gamble in China Town do they still have opium dens and sex slaves how much does it cost to get in: Can you get a tour of the dens
I will give you 300. to take this taxicab air born on the next hill. Have you ever did that what does it feel like when you hit the ground do you think we might get hurt.
Is that a man or woman I cannot tell this city sure has some weird looking people I cannot tell the men from the women especially when I am drunk.
Does it ever snow here
When is it warm, it feels like winter, when does it rain here, are cable cars safe, you are the only taxidriver in San Francisco that can speak good English what country are you from you do not act American. ( The reason I do not act American is that I am from the hills of Kentucky we are all stupid, crazy, and can barely read or write they call us hillbillys#)
We are swingers do you know where there are any swingers clubs in San Francisco my wife also likes to whip people do you need punished.
How do you people pay the high rent in San Francisco we can barely pay the taxicab fees..
You mean it cost me $20.00 to get into a stripclub I thought it was all free shit get me out of here.
People think taxidrivers know everything here is just a few examples of requests and questions I get asked:
Where are you from you have an accent???
Why is that tree so tall and what kind is it?
Do you have any weed or do you know where I can find some what about coke taxidrivers have a connection all of you do.
What bar can I go to and get laid you know all of you drivers have the inside track on that kind of thing.
Where can I buy some beer it is after closing time you guys all know
Do you have any condoms you guys all carry them
Have you ever delivered a baby in this cab what was it like
Have you ever been robbed
How much do hookers charge in this town
Where can I get a good massage and I want a cute Asian girl under 20
Are you gay
Are you straight
Have you ever had sex with a tranny
Where is a strip club that is cheap
How is the economy here I buy stock based on what taxidrivers tell me you all know when the market is about to crash come on give me a tip
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